1. You are Jeff. You answer the phone. You sign off with “Bye, babe”. Who were you talking to?

    1. Your gran
    2. A German chap named Moritz
    3. Your girlfriend

  2. You are me. You park the car outside the flat on Sunday afternoon and forget about it for three days. You decide to take it to work so you can drive round some flats afterwards. How many parking tickets have Satan’s minions placed on it?

    1. 3
    2. 3
    3. 3

Answers: all of the above.